I will be hosting myself, with my dog named Slipper (he won't be part of the menu, I swear) and if you're lucky I will have some friends over who are also in the entertainment or F&B industry. I am poor in telling jokes but I'll do my best laughing at yours. If you're fussy with food, I highly recommend you the Hyatt. This is gonna be a very authentic Malaysian Chinese experience. Knowledge of chopsticks is required.
I will start off with no appetiser, period. We will go straight into the mains like how it supposed to be. A meat dish (pork, chicken, beef or fish), a vegetable dish and an egg or tofu dish. Accompanied with the slow cooked soup of the day, which takes 6 hours in the making. I might throw in an additional dish, be prepared for a surprise. White rice will be served, unless you go all "noodles" with me I might reshuffle the menu. For drinks, I will have you some high-grade chinese tea. Feel free to bring your own beverages. Unfortunately, I don't believe in desserts but if my mum is around (which most of the time she is), I may be able to hook you up with some great chinese desserts.
Don't worry, I will commit to not serve you any cliche dishes like kung pow chicken and sweet sour pork. It's all home cook flavours that you can hardly find anywhere.
I am not gonna over sell this. Honestly, I love cooking. I love my culture. It'll make me really happy to share an authentic experience with you.